Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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