Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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