my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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