WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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