I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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