I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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