I'm passing your future prison.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize