lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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