And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Found the puke drawer
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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