Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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