I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
