How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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