Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He had one of those small greek statue penises
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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