we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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