YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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