why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
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I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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