But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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