how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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