there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Small penises have feelings too.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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