wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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