That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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