that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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