Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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