Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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