Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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