Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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