If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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