we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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