it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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