Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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