FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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