Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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