We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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