I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Randomize
