My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
