Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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