Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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