I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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