I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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