: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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