if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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