Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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