My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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