Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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