I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I love you.
Bad choice
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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