I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?