Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.