That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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