so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
