Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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