They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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