You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
the raccoons are back...
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