I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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