I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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