and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
