"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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